FULL SHOW: The Obsessive Ex

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood. See you, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Rosa is on the line here a Highland Park. Let's
get the roasta first. So the rest of your boyfriend's
sister makes you do?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
So my boyfriend and sister lives with us, and I
mean we don't really get along that great.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
But it's fine, you know.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
And she asked me to pay for like one third
of the groceries because she's usually the one who does it,
like whenever she does it.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
But okay, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I can't eat anything that she buys because I have
so many food restrictions, like dairy, I'm gluten free, On'm vegan,
get it. Yeah, but she never buys anything that I
can eat.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Do you live with her?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, it's like my boyfriend and her, and like I've
been paying for it because I want to be nice,
but he needs to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
But I want to like missing you're living under her roof?

Speaker 7 (01:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, so we all share, like.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, does everybody pay equal rent? Yeah, but she's.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Got dietary restrictions and she's not eating any of her food.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, guys, I don't know why I'm confused. Here you
live under one roof, and you split groceries, and in
that split, everybody gets a little something of what they want.
What's the issue?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm not getting what I want because she never buys anything.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why don't you go with her?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Who's got time for that?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Roommates, dietary restrictive roomates.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
She should know.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
You should just buy your own groceries and tell her
I'm not gonna partake in your grocery list anymore because
I need specific stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Thank you so much. That was so kind. You did
it for such a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Her and her brother can split.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't want to cause a fight.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Just the way Tan your worded it was perfect. I
think say it like that.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
This is an easy out.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah, thank you so much for thinking of me for
this long.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I really appreciate.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
But I have so many dietary restrictions. I'm going to
do my own grocery shopping from now on. But thank
you so much. That was so kind you did it
for Think of.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Your dietary restrictions and what problems they could cause with
the plumbing stuff like that. I mean, she needs to
see the light on it. Yeah, it's true. I rose
I think you have a path out of this.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, good luck, good luck bye.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean I just was having trouble with that. Say
either you know, go together, pick out what you want
or what you said, get your own right?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I mean, I don't grocery shopping together.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
We never did that when I had like tons of roommates.
We never did a big load of groceries and everybody
pitched him.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
We would just all go.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Get our own, and then one person would always take yours.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, people would take stuff here and there.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
But who do you think gives the best advice on
this show? Who gives the best advice to callers on
the show? Ruby, do you have a second?

Speaker 9 (03:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, who do you think gives the best advice to
callers on this show? No campaigning, Tanya, put your hands anywhere?
You just like making a.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Google eyes eye contact with whoever you want.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's another meme, Albert, get it out there.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
The pressure is on. I would say it depends, but
I feel like I'll say, Tanya.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Mikhayela, are you free shocked by that? Let me ask
it differently, who do you most agree with in terms
of advice on the show.

Speaker 10 (03:42):
It definitely depends, But I feel like I agree a
lot with Siciny, Okay, let's.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
See what else? Jen? Are you available? I'm here? Who
would you say you've known the longest on this show?
Definitely you. You just want to get a consensus of
how people view us. Thank you, Jen.

Speaker 10 (04:06):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
By the way, did they move the tree? Could she
get back to her out? Jen had a tree fall
in front of her house, couldn't get home? Did she
get back home? Maybe? Do you know?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I think so? Because she's here.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Now, everybody so investigated putting the pieces together. Now. The
reason I bring all this up is because Amber is
on the line. Amber, thank you for reaching out to
us in this moment. So I just want to get
this scenario to everybody. A guy you met had a

(04:38):
girlfriend and you're dating him, and now the girlfriend is
obsessed with you.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
So wait, okay, we need everybody on this one and
welcome whoever just entered. So this guy that you met
had a girlfriend, how long was it after he broke
up with her to when you started going out with him?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I honestly don't even all of that much information, like Howlong,
but all I know is that she stocks my socials
and just copies everything that I do, from.

Speaker 11 (05:08):
Outfit to everything.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
How did she find out about you?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I guess the guy would talk about me to her,
like because he's public, So I'm assuming every time he
posts me and tags me.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
He'll go to.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
His profile and then from O his profile jumps to mine.
And then since we all did go to the same
high school.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay and Amber, do you think she's trying to get
him back? How did he end it with her?

Speaker 12 (05:38):
I think that.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Time because to these days, we tries messaging me, like
just telling me stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's like okay, girl, Like no, she's text messaging you,
or she's like dming you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
She's them, well congratulations. This is a form of flattery. Yeah,
it kind of is busy and fall flattery. You are
the winner. Yeah right, So I kind of feel bad
for her.

Speaker 10 (06:08):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Honestly, I really feel bad for her because you've got
obviously the guy maybe that she wants or you're the
person that she wants to emulate. So you almost want,
to me, you almost want to be friends with her.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, you don't need to be friends with her, but
just ignore her.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, don't and don't let it bother you.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Be what you're doing and how you want to be
to be with him and to be you and not
worry about her because you're doing everything. It sounds like
right for your happiness. You know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (06:42):
Right?

Speaker 13 (06:43):
Because I got some points like should I confront her?
Because I have friends sending me her stuff? Like oh,
like let she copy you on the same post on
this picture she copied her captain and the same outfits
like dude, that's scary, Like I don't know what to
should I confront her?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I ignore, no, ignore no thing bullies want they want.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
I didn't want that to rattle you up, and just
you give it no energy.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
You gotta let it not get to you. Matter of fact,
you didn't even call us.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah, you've got the guy. It's not even no.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Good for you, Amber, thank you and good luck. A right.
I would block her, you would block.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
But blocking even shows that you care too much. But
who cares?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Move on.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't want to see it.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm tanya block.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't want to see if it comes up in
my feet, I don't want to see it if it
affects my life, and then it starts.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
It's affecting her life. But she's not following her. She's
not following her. She just has friends send her stuff,
so she's not following.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's also mean on the friends. The friends need to
not be sending her stuff. Yeah, she's to talk to
her friends and be like, I don't want to see
it anymore, so stop sending me that stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think it's very good advice, all right, So fascinating.
I can agree with both of you at the same time.
Page good morning, thank you for holding on. How are you?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
How everything seems to be swimmingly fine over here? So Paige,
wait the call. I have a screen to tell me,
like a little bit of why you're calling, says I
can see into my neighbour's bathroom from my window. What
a treat? Is that true?

Speaker 14 (08:10):
That is so true?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So shoot it should have the bedroom? All right? Well,
what do we do with this information now? Is it?
Is it bothering you?

Speaker 14 (08:19):
You know it is bothering me. It's kind of weird.
It's creating a weird scenario because I can see into
the room and I'm not sure if he can see me,
but they're definitely more than often than not he's naked.
So I don't know what to do with this information.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Should I say?

Speaker 15 (08:40):
I can see him, Well, it's from my bathroom, and
so sometimes I don't mean to be you know, I
go into the bathroom, I turn around and there he is,
and my blinds are down. But sometimes I did happen
to catch him the way that our houses are.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Can I ask you a question, I'd ask me, sure,
should he you walking around naked?

Speaker 14 (09:04):
I mean, it's his house. I'm not going to tell him.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Wants to know.

Speaker 14 (09:12):
He is good looking, so, you know, I don't know
what to do with that.

Speaker 15 (09:17):
But he is a good looking guy.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But is he proud? Are you asking if he's I'm
asking saying, is he probably? He walks?

Speaker 14 (09:29):
You know, I don't know that. I look long enough
to determine.

Speaker 9 (09:33):
I'm I just.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Come on, are you in a relationship?

Speaker 14 (09:39):
I am in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Now I see the problem.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
She's being coy.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I see the problem.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
So if it were me, mm hmmm, I would wave, I.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Set up a lawn chair, have some lemonade. No, I
would I would tell the guy like, look, maybe you
don't realize this, but or my my bathroom lines up
with you know, this window or whatever it is, and say,
just thought you should know. I think you gotta tell him.

Speaker 15 (10:11):
He's been living there for two years, so it's not
like you just noticed.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
You just noticed, you just noticed. It's just one of
those things.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
You could put a.

Speaker 8 (10:19):
Little note in your window that says, if you can
see me, I can see you.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
That's so flirty, it kind of is.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I might as well just put your phone that.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
We don't have to like confront the person. You know,
we don't want to shoot our blinds.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, why should you be too lunch from sunlight?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Right?

Speaker 14 (10:39):
There are parts of my windows that are blind.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
You have blinds, So it's.

Speaker 16 (10:43):
Just the way that my window is configured.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Either it's gonna persist or you gotta tell him somehow.
That's the way I look at Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, next time you see him, you know, outside, Hey
saw you in your bathroom last.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Night, don't make it flirty.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I don't know how to say it other than.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I know, but I'm saying, like you got to say,
maybe have your boyfriend talking.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Man, Maybe your boyfriend needs to tell him, because I feel.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Like if you say, hey, I saw you in the bathroom,
like he's like, you know, especially if he's walking around
like that. All right, thank you, Tony, because I know
you walk around like that.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yeah, Well, I don't know if anybody's seen me. I
walk around naked all the time. But when I lived
in my old apartment complex, our windows were like right
next to so I would see into everybody's apartments, but
not bathrooms. But you can't do that now, right, walk
around naked? Yeah no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, what a bummer. You heard your voice. But wait,
when you had the apartment and you knew you could
see in and they could see in, you still did it.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
Yeah, but they could only see into my kitchen. It
was out of my kitchen window. And I wasn't really
in the kitchen naked all the time. It was more
like bedroom living room. Sometimes you were Yeah, if I
went to go.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Grab something, it wasn't like it.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's okay, So you're comfortable with that. See, I would
not be that person then.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I love being naked. It is very liberating.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I love being naked less.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I still do it when everybody's out of the house.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Those kids are going to come home and ask a
lot of questions. When they're at school one day, they're gonna.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Have a right, it's gonna be a half day, and
you don't.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Know the schedule. Teachers work, Dad Why is Tanya roaming
around making cookies?

Speaker 7 (12:32):
What you do making cookies?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Why is she making peanut butter bars? Oatmeal balls? What
they are? Oatmeal protein balls? Yeah, that's right with carab chips.
Today is Friday. I have a quote to get your
mindset to tackle it in a second. Now, eating this
food on a first date, they say creates passion. Uh,
you want to guess, well, oysters? Yeah, I don't buy that.

(13:00):
That creates stomach aches. Oysters are very dangerou it's a
high risk shellfish.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I don't understand why, but everyone always says they are.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I don't understand why either. More times than not, I
feel gooey afterwards.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Is it just because they're gooey and.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's I'm just maybe all right? So here's the food
you want to create passion on a date. Scientists say
hot peppers. No way, hot peppers. Hot peppers.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That sounds like a trip to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
The effects of the chemical and hot peppers mimic arousal
and often cause people to think these feelings are passion
for their partner. So it's not your new it's the
same sensors from the pepper because it's so Yeah, so
you feel these like the increased heart rate and the flushing.
You think it's love, it's just the pepper.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
But you're being tricked like this person.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Listen, you don't get into the semantics. Oh gosh, today's quote.
Here we go Friday morning. What are you thinking? We
need to get done today? What's challenging? Where can you
slack off a little bit? When you come out of
the storm, you won't be the same person who walked in.
That's what the storm is all about.

Speaker 17 (14:13):
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to a four year contract with the broadcaster and former
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head coach.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
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to the list of beaches to avoid, Escondido State Beach
in Malibu and Inner Cabrio Beach in San Pedro. Molly
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The owner vows to rebuild and reopen as soon as possible,
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(14:48):
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Crypto dot Com Arena on November fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
On air with Ryan Seacrest. I am out numbered now
I like it. This is where I learned the most.
I got Siciny, I've got Tanya. Now I've got Crystal
Rosas from our other station. You can hear it on
IET Radio. Are basically our Kiss in New York City
Z one hundred. So on the afternoons there Maxwell and

(15:16):
Crystal in the PM drive slot. Well, Christal, good morning,
it's great to see you.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Good morning, great to see you in Siciny and Tanya.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
So we say one or two point seven Kiss FM
when we start everything. What do you guys have to
say when you open the mics?

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Z one hundred new York's number one hit music station.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
So perfect, so perfect. Yes, you know, it's so interesting
to think about getting up every day and doing a
show in New York City and doing a show in
Los Angeles. The cities are very very different. The music,
the popular music's alike, but the cities are so different.
But they're very connected. Oh yeah, La New York are
very connected on so many levels. You can just look

(15:52):
at the number of flights going back and forth. Right, yeah,
so you're doing also this reason I want to have
Crystal on she's doing a very very fascinating social experiment
kind of I'm so happy that I didn't answer my phone. Ton,
you're happy you don't answer your phone on this one?

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Happy happy?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Can you can you just what's the premise? This would
be on iheartrate you can hear this, But what's the
premise of your podcast?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Crystal's Nightcap is where I go on a new date
every week with a different guy from the dating app.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
How dreadful? I mean that sounds like the most pain
it is.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
It's a nightmares. Is traumatizing?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Do you like the guys? Who? Do you have to
just go because you got another podcast coming up?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Sometimes you like the guys and they roll over a
little bit and they inter mingle in weird ways.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So it's it's do you let them know that this
that you have a podcast like this first Date?

Speaker 7 (16:43):
No, I'm totally in Cobnido. I have a complete different
personality and name on the apps.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
That's smart.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
Actually, yeah, so they don't know like what I do
or who I am.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Really, whose ridiculous idea was this? Was this your idea?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
This is kind of my idea.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I did this, so I just this is let's get
into and I have dated the most on this show.
When you say Tany and I have dated the most,
yeah for sure, right Seasy's been married. She dated but
a while ago. She's married, and so we get to
talk about all of this often. But is there a
type of how do you categorize guys by their by

(17:19):
their height, look, job like? How do you think of them?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
They're just humans? Honestly, I am down for all types
of demos to.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Give the all examples of different types of guys.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
You've seen finance bros.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, musicians, professional athletes, been a success?

Speaker 7 (17:42):
There is, Yeah, there has been.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
So what happened?

Speaker 11 (17:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
What happens when you have a success? You got to
pump the right right.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
So it just really depends. If I like the guy,
I'll go on a second date with him. If the
second date is successful, then I'll continue to date them.
I'll just I'll tell them a little bit about me,
but the full story, and if they're even worth it,
I'll just.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Dig a little dating someone now repetitively, I.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Am I've been dating someone since well no, wait.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
A minute, Crystal, okay, you have a different name on
the app. And then you know she has to do
that Okay, that's fine, But then but then you you
mesh with this person and then you have to tell
him your real name.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Well, in this case, I accidentally stalked to him on LinkedIn,
and on LinkedIn it shows you off.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Stan stock words don't go together, you do or you
don't go now you You also like you were seeing
these different guys. So Crystal Rosas has this podcast, Crystal's Nightcap.
If you're dating, you want to hear some of this,
uh the journey, but you also say that you won't
call out the guy that d MS.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
You, yes, because they know what I do and who
I am. I'm kind of nervous of guys to date
me for the status, and I just would you ever.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Do something like that yourself? No, doesn't really? Are you
telling me the truth? We maybe didn't you meet your
girlfriend by sliding into her DM. She slid into my
d Who cares who slid? But I don't buy it.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
He likes that's really smart because I remember before I
went on my first date with my current boyfriend, Robbie,
he like googled me and he just got saw these
videos like Tanya talks ending things with doctor screen time
and like all these failed relationships that I was like
talking about, and he was like, we're gonna have a
lot to talk about tonight.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I was like, shoot, so you're seeing now somebody that
you met through this program, like doing all these data programs.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
Yes, dating in distance. I met him in California.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
What was the dating app?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
It was Bumble That's oh my goodness, you.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Were on Bumble Tubs. Yeah, yeah, I tricked that one. Yeah.
Crystal rose us with us Crystal's Nightcap, the podcast Maxwell
and Crystal on our sister station if you ever in
New York check it out on ZE one hundred, both
available on the iHeartRadio. What about this guy that was you?
Called him the Venmo King. Listen to this what happened there?

Speaker 7 (20:02):
The Venmo King is the reason that I started the
Dating a guy every week because I first moved to
New York City. I met him. Me and my mom
were so invested. I thought that she's in the group chat,
like she's out here helping me with her friends, charming,
and we thought he was everything. But after some time
he started being really heavy with the Venmo requests and

(20:23):
like charging me for things.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
He's charging you for things, or he's like one to
share expenses.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Sharon expenses, yes, sharing expenses.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Charging, yeah, you know.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
And we went on a trip to Atlantic City and
I kept offering him like, you know you you picked
up the tap for this, like get breakfast. You know
you filled up the tank. I'll get this tank. He's like, no, no,
we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. I was like,
all right, I get back. He sends me a Venmo
itemized list. I'm talking about tolls, the chicken bake at Costco,

(20:55):
the parking receipt like itemized and I he didn't no problem.
I'm sure right, but it's just not who I wanted to.
He asked me to be his girlfriend the next day.
I'm just like, I'd rather pay half. Bro, I will
pay half and we can continue to do this. But
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Gonnay is ever happening to you? And you're dating no,
listen listening to the rattle in your voice.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Be itemized? Venmo is a bit much.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well, good luck. Can't wait to hear more of the stories.
And the guy that you're dating. Now, do you talk
about him when he use his real name?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
I don't use anyone's real name.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What's your name?

Speaker 18 (21:32):
Really?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yours? I'm really crystal me check it out on iHeartRadio.
Great to see you, Thank you for coming in continued success.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Thank you so much, Ryan, thank you, Tanya, thank you listening.
I'm very welcome. This is bigger than a dream. I'm
so excited to be here.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Really all right, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Anytime we should look at we should look at that
this way every day. Jacob right so says I went
out with this amazing girl, and now she's not responding.
I mean it's like every single time for second, ate
up tack.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, but keep going. Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Here's the deal. He actually writes, I know why she's not.
I want to apologize, but I don't know why she's not.
He didn't tell me this insane email. Jacob, how are you.

Speaker 19 (22:14):
I'm doing okay?

Speaker 11 (22:15):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I'm doing well. I'm very curious. You piqued my interest.
What did you do to get her to not text you?

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (22:24):
Well, I wish that I had that information for you.
Unfortunately I got a little bit. I had a couple
too much to drink, and I can't exactly tell you
what happened. I can tell you had a really good
time like I remember the feeling of being on the date.
We had fun. I know, we had fun, lots of laughs,
but beyond that, I really I can't say. I can't

(22:46):
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
And you want us to get into it with her
on the air, Well.

Speaker 11 (22:53):
Yeah, I feel like this is kind of my hail Mary.
Calling you is like it's the last ditch effort. And
I do really think she's a really incredible girl. She's
so smart and funny, and yeah, I kind of want
to give it like one last shot.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
All right, So you want us to throw the hail
Mary pass?

Speaker 11 (23:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Why is it called the hail Mary pass?

Speaker 14 (23:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Interesting? I mean we all know what it means. But yeah,
where did it get into mee?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Hail mary?

Speaker 11 (23:20):
Because teams a hail Mary.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's like a religious thing.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, they often pray when they throw the ball at
the end of the game.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh well then that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
What else where did out of pocket come from? Like
like out of pocket cost, Like I'm out of pocket.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
It can't reach you can't you can't get me. I'm
off the great amount.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Of Yeah, but where does that come from? Like what's
out of your pocket? Most things?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, we're getting real off topic.

Speaker 20 (23:42):
Sorry, Well, in on that, I'm looking it up. Okay, sorry, Jacob, Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Reporters who had filed stories are supposed to supply phone
numbers where they could be reached in case quite gins
a rose. If a reporter was unreachable, they would say,
I'm out of pocket.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Oh not an answer, but I appreciate the effort.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Danielle's on the line. This is a second date update. Hey, Jacob,
how did you meet Danielle? Let me go back to that.

Speaker 19 (24:18):
Sure, Okay, So she works as like a cupcake bakery
sort of down the street from where I live, and
I happened to do yoga right next to where she works.

Speaker 11 (24:29):
So I've been, like, you know, passing by for a while,
and I finally got off the courage to just go
in there ask for her number.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Okay, got it. And then you go out and just
remind people why you think she's not getting back to you.

Speaker 11 (24:42):
Well, I'm not exactly sure. I mean, we had a
really fun time, we had some drinks, we were laughing.
I kind of don't remember every detail, but I'm not
sure why she's getting back to me. Although I have
a feeling I made it a fool of myself I
think I had one too many?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
And did you say something thing? Or is it just
that you had too many?

Speaker 14 (25:02):
That?

Speaker 11 (25:03):
Maybe she I think I just I think I just
had too many. I'm a lightweight man, I I don't
drink a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Jacob, hold on for a seconds. Danielle may have just
bailed on us here. I'm not sure. Did she bail?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Well, she's not there anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Did she bail?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You know how I feel?

Speaker 19 (25:18):
Ryan, she bailed on me too, I know.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
But we had her. She was there, and then she well,
here's the thing, and this is the problem. I shouldn't
I no, no, don't do that. I shouldn't have done it.
Normally I don't say, hey, we're going to talk about
Jacob after this song. But I did this thing. You
do that because I did it, since I did it,
you know.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
But this is second.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I just mentioned your name and then she hung up
on us, got her on like, why is that amazing?

Speaker 11 (25:45):
This is how villains are created in the in the
DC universe, right, I mean, no explanation.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
So Jacob be quiet. Let me try and say this. Danielle,
thanks for calling back, Danny, give a second. Yeah, I'm here, okay,
Well with us you're on the air with us. Uh,
we're calling about a guy named Jacob. You guys went out.
Can you tell us about Jacob? And when I say
his name, what do you think? God?

Speaker 9 (26:08):
Jacob?

Speaker 16 (26:09):
Oh my god, that guy. I have gotten so much
mileage out of this story the last few weeks.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Like why what do you mean by mileage?

Speaker 16 (26:19):
He was crazy? Like, I mean it was really nice
at first, but then he got super drunk and spilled
wine all over me, and like, I honestly, I don't
want to get into all of it. It was just
it was a lot.

Speaker 21 (26:33):
Oh no, yeah, may I asked you a couple quick
questions here, So you go out this guy and you
were into him, Like what did you like about Jacob
to say yes to the date?

Speaker 16 (26:44):
I mean, he was super cute, friendly, outgoing, but like
once he got alcohol in him, he like took it.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
To another level.

Speaker 16 (26:54):
Like he was definitely the drunkest guy in the room,
you know, And I just like don't need that type
of crazy in my life. I mean, it's cool if
you have a good sense of humor, but like I
don't need a total train wreck, you know what I mean,
Like I don't need that much attention everywhere I go,
And I mean I've dated guys who can't handle alcohol

(27:15):
before and.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Active it is unattracted, like if you get sloppy. Lastly, yeah,
just making first impressions. Yeah, okay, what if what if
he told you, look, he realized he screwed up? Would
you want to see him again?

Speaker 16 (27:31):
Honestly? I mean I don't know. It would take a
lot for me to say yes to that. It was super,
super embarrassing, like he would have to really try to
salvage this whole situation.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Well, Daniel Jacob is on the line, Jacob, you better
get to work. Oh, oh my god, is what she
said true?

Speaker 16 (27:49):
Jacob?

Speaker 11 (27:51):
I I don't know.

Speaker 19 (27:54):
I'd take her word for it.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
I guess I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You don't need to remember I do not know.

Speaker 16 (28:03):
Oh my god, Yeah, of course you don't. Like you
have to know your limits. Do not ever do that
on a first date. But do it by yourself at home. Fine,
but like that is not a good first impression.

Speaker 21 (28:16):
I know.

Speaker 11 (28:16):
Did something happened, like specifically what went down?

Speaker 16 (28:20):
Yes, you spilled wine all over my shirt so I
was like stained, Okay, yeah, you got a little queasy,
you like threw up outside?

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Oh, No, I did not know where.

Speaker 19 (28:34):
There's no way for that.

Speaker 16 (28:37):
No, you were like barfing and it was gross and
I'm sorry, but like, I definitely didn't want to kiss
you after that. It was just too much.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
Okay, to be fair, though, I think I was just
nervous because I really, I don't know, I really liked you.
I think you're so protractive and pretty and intelligent, and
I think I just let that kind of get the
better of me. We were having fun and I just
had too many.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
So Jacob, look, here's the thing you heard Danielle. She
was not into it. She said you gotta do a
lot to get her to go out you again. But
the good news is that indicates there's a possibility you
could go out with her again. So you better start
thinking thoughtful, romantic, nice, cool guy thing thinking.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Yes, I'm thinking wholesome. I'm thinking like mini golfing, or
we could go to the pier and go on a
walk or get ice cream or something so far away
from any alcohol related endeavors.

Speaker 19 (29:35):
It would just be like, but is this.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
A pattern, Jacob, Like, is this what happens every time
you drink?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
No?

Speaker 11 (29:41):
No, definitely not. It's not a pattern. This is I
don't drink that much. That's I think that's sort of
part of why it got the better of me, is
because I don't. I'm a lightweight. I don't have a
huge tolerance.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
I haven't.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
You know, I'm not a party guy.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
So maybe Danielle, after you take your walk with your
two scoops of ice cream sugar tone walk, maybe this
becomes cute.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
I am.

Speaker 16 (30:06):
Yeah, as long as I can meet like sober you
and not drunk you, like too totally different people.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
I don't even know where drunk me is.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
He's gone.

Speaker 16 (30:15):
I put him on a bus.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's sober me, charming, charming. All right, we're gonna let you,
guys take it from here. You have to chew his numbers,
text each other.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Wow, you can't believe that was salvageable.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Guy said he made a mistake. He doesn't usually drank.
He's a lightweight. I think when she said he'd have
to do a lot, she's telling us the doors open. Yeah,
that's that's true, guys. Charming guy's charming would be it
would have been a no for me.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I put him on a bus, Like, what is that?
That was cute?

Speaker 18 (30:49):
On air with Ryan Seacrest, this is very excited.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
You go to the beach, you cannot get comfortable in
the sand. It's so true. You want to be there
playing with the kids. You don't lug a bunch of stuff,
but you can't get situated on the sand. We are
celebrating right now our hometown hustler. Any good idea we
could feature you here, give you a little little push
for your business. And that's what we're doing with Alexandra

(31:23):
Leach of San Clemente. So, Alexandra, how are you?

Speaker 22 (31:26):
I'm great? Thank you for having me.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
This is so cool to be sticking with you all.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Thank you for creating the solution Alexandra to going to
the beach. So all right, tell us what happened and
how you fixed it.

Speaker 14 (31:40):
Okay, Well, it's a long story.

Speaker 22 (31:41):
Goes back six years and I was pregnant with my
second child and I would take my first to the
beach because I was like our backyard and I was
just super pregnant, had backstrain and I couldn't get comfortable
playing with him in the sand. And you know, little
boys they want to play, you know, mixing castles and
dig holes. And so I was talking with my husband

(32:04):
about it. Driving the palm springs and I'll never forget it.
And he's like, well, don't you just take a pillow,
sow it onto a beach blanket and we'll fill it
with sand and it's your temporary solution for back support.
And so it was a great idea and we ran
with it for a few years and then we just
realized we were kind of stuck with it just being
at the beach. So we wanted to create a lounger

(32:28):
that you could take literally anywhere for any any event,
concerts in the park, the pool, the playground. So we
created this prototype with an inflatable backgrass and now we
have the Avcara Lounger and we're just super excited about it.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's very exciting, very cool.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, it's a really cool concept.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
And so how do you inflate this? And I'm going
to look at these pictures if you're hearing about this,
and one this would beach, but it's at av k
a r a right of car on Instagram. Have car
on Instagram? Right, So how do you inflate it?

Speaker 22 (33:07):
So we designed it with an inflatable backrest and the
bladder is removable, so it's an oversized backrest.

Speaker 11 (33:14):
Too.

Speaker 22 (33:15):
It's like super comfortable. You can fit the whole family
on it too, if you wanted to. And the valve
is like on the lower right hand or left hand corner,
and we provide a foot pump and the foot pump
fills it with air. It takes about only two minutes.
It's less less than that actually, and it gives you
the comfort and support that you need while you're sitting

(33:35):
on the ground. And yeah, literally deflates even faster and
you roll it up and it weighs less than four pounds.
Much the chairs to the beach, Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Cannot carry the chairs well, I am like over my
shoulder and then I have to put them in front
of me. Then it's like and I'm always carrying four chairs.
I don't know. I have only two people.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And this thing like rolls up right and it'll be
like a little back pack essentially.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I love it all right, So if you are a
beach goer, you gotta check this out to be comfortable
on the sand. Alexander Leach, how do you say have cara?
Is that how you say it?

Speaker 22 (34:11):
Abfara?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (34:13):
Energy and energetic, yeah, and international. So we thought it
was perfect and it kind of looks like the product itself.
If you look at the A and the V, it
kind of represents the A frame and our product.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Our hometown, h Alexander Leach. Thank you for coming on
and get out there and enjoy the beach. Thank you
so much for getting all with us. Sometimes when I
see the word nuts, I see the word fruits. Or
when I see the word fruits, I see the word nuts.
Ever happen to you?

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Never?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
But wow, Well I only bring it up because you
saw the word massaging and you thought it was messaging.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Okay, but that is so much more similar.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Nuts and fruits always go together, bro. Do you not
see the grocery.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
House fruits and nuts so differently. Really, you look at
massaging and when you look at the spelling of messaging,
it's like dessert and dessert, but.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Groups fruits and nuts together. So I see those two
words the topic.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I was just thinking, like, Oh, my husband is messaging
my friends. I just thought that was way more well,
unless maybe there's a pile. I was just like, oh,
it just makes sense. Maybe her husband's messaging all her friends.
And I was like, but is he really massaging her friends?
I didn't know more.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Monique in Carson. Your husband's massaging your friends or calling
your friends massaging them physically? How happen in the world
Is he doing this?

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Well, he's a massuse and he's amazing. But he lost
his corporate job late last year and he decided he
wanted to start, you know, like a mobile massage business,
and I fully support that's he's great and I'm so
so lucky. Oh great, But I did post it on
Facebook so everybody would know and start using him, you

(35:55):
know what I mean? Okay, And then a bunch of
my friends did and now they're think about him. So
now it took this to happen for me to realize
that I'm just not comfortable with it, Like, I fully, are.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
They going to like where are they? Is he charging them?
And are they going to a spa? Where's the bed?

Speaker 9 (36:15):
No, they're he's charging them, But he goes to their homes.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
And actually brings homes. I would be more comfortable that
it's your friends.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
This is like you get completely naked for a massage,
and I would feel so uncomfortable if like my friend
John was like massaging me, Like I don't care if
he's a professional massage there.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I'm saying, if I'm a Monique, I'm more comfortable that
my husband is massaging people I know because there's no
threat there, No.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I got you, Monique. I just it's it's starting to
cross a blurry line.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
I thought that I really did think that I was
going to be okay with it, but I didn't anticipate
that now that my friends are strict down naked in
front of that in front of them.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, they're not getting they're not getting naked in front
of him, but there is some sort of like even
when I get massage, Like I get massaged right here
on Ventura Boulevard, okay, and there's an awkwardness Ryan and
Tanya when I am laying there naked on Ventura Boulevard
and a man is massaging me. And I'm thinking to myself, like,
my kids are just right down the street.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
And preschool, quess the fan.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
But whatever, even if it's a female, but it's just
there's a.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Weird paper panties, but there's it.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's fine. But I'm just saying, like there is some
sort of like naked awkwardness and now that it's someone
you know, like, first of all, do.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
They offer you the paper panties when you go for
your massage.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
No, I have never had a paper panties either.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh yeah, during COVID they put those things out left
and right. I thought they were masks, but they're paper panties.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh, don't put them on your face. This is I
don't I wouldn't want to be massaged by a friend.
I'd rather just not know the person and then not
really have the question to them outside.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Of the mone you feel threatened by this, like do
you think that? Like do you think something's gonna happen?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
You never know, you know.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
I mean it's weird to hear my friends talking about
like how great that sentence freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yes, of course, all right, Well you have advice.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
You have to ask them to stop. He's like, I'm
so sorry. This was my fault. I've got it on
Facebook and now I'm really regretting it. And if they're
your true friends, they'll find a different massage therapist. There's
plenty of them out here, and and those are what
a true friend would do, because.

Speaker 9 (38:43):
Wow, I feel like I'm not being supportive, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I want to know I think we've worked it out,
and maybe talk to your husband too, and tell them
the truth. Be like, I just I don't feel comfortable
much of my friends. Like that's just a little weird.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Parent and honesty here, Monique in this one. All right,
thanks for calling.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
What if I was a massage therapist, would you let
me massage you?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Just not what she was talking about?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Okay, yes, it is. If I was saying, Hey, I
have a side business, Ryan, and I want to get
my hours up. I have to massage you know, one
hundred people in the next three weeks. Will you let
me massage you? No word exactly, this is my boy.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's different because she's talking about, not that she's talking
it's a friend talking about the saying like, if we
were married and you were going to massage tubbs, would
that bother me?

Speaker 22 (39:30):
No?

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Would that bother Michael?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Well, but I just flipped the scenario.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
No, what does it matter. The whole thing is is
it's awkward when it's a friend. That's the thing, Guys,
I've never had a massage from a friend. I am
going to have a stranger massage me next time, exactly,
and I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Forward to a deep tissue if anybody's out.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
There, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
All Right, It's like it's like a Michael were a
missus and he massaged Danielle, Like, how would that make I.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Would I would hate it. There's no way.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Huh. I thought I'd like to be more comfortable because
you know Danielle. No, no, let's see here. Let me
grab Caitlin, who's been hanging in for a couple of
minutes to get in implementic. Kaitlyn, good morning, how are
you doing.

Speaker 23 (40:16):
I'm okay, having a crisis of ethics.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, crisis of ethics. Let me bring in Systney and
Tanya and everybody here. So a friend of yours did what?

Speaker 23 (40:27):
Okay, So I'll start from the beginning. My friend is
dating this guy, but she totally lied to him. She
told him, she told him she had endometriosis and could
not get pregnant.

Speaker 12 (40:39):
Okay, she got pregnant.

Speaker 23 (40:40):
She got pregnant, and now he wants to marry her.
But it was all alive because she was one hundred
and fifty percent trying to trap him.

Speaker 9 (40:49):
So my question is.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Do I tell him I wait?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Hold on. So she lied about not being able to
get pres she got pregnant, but he wants to marry her,
and so he's into her, so he wants to.

Speaker 9 (41:07):
But I think he's trying to be a good guy.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
You know, you don't think he really wants so if
there was no pregnancy, you don't think he'd really want
to marry her.

Speaker 23 (41:14):
Right, at least not this quickly.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
No, Now here's the thing, sistany that's the case, and
this guy is going to marry a woman that based
a relationship on a lie Like that's I don't know.
I feel like he's got to know before he ends
up saying I'll be with the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
It's so I am like sick to my stomach. When
ever anybody lies about stuff like this, especially, it's just
like it's because you just don't mess with this. There's
just so many people that have such a hard time
trying to get pregnant and to lie about stuff like this.
It's just like, like you said, ethically wrong. I don't

(41:54):
know why you're friends with her. To be honest, I
wouldn't be friends with her.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
This is not the kind of person you want to
associate yourself with as a good friend. Maybe do the
right thing and tell him, sure, but what is that
going to do at this point?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Ryan?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, I would just leave this circle. It's messed up.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
I know, it's horrible.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I mean, I do think this is not the kind
of person you want to be friends with. Now, what
you do with this information? You got to decide what's
best for you, I guess.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
But there's no doubt that you know the baby's coming
and it will be loved and all that. But what
are you going to do? I don't know. If you
say something, then it's just it's all going to be.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Forever.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, it's all bad.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, Well now I don't know.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
First of all, you didn't do anything here. You didn't
do anything wrong, so you shouldn't carry tremendous guild in this.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I know.

Speaker 23 (42:59):
But if I don't say something, am I doing something wrong?
Like if I just quietly escape, You got.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
To decide for yourself. You gotta decide for yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
She lies about this, what else does she lie about?
And then like and then she's gonna lie to you
about something like.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
And I feel like it's already but it's already eating
at you. It's like eating at you toxic.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It's already become toxic.

Speaker 23 (43:18):
Yeah, I didn't really think about that.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
You know, all right, call good luck with this. Thanks
for calling me, Sharon, sorry about that?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Oh my god, thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
I mean, it's true's already eating her up. So what
is what does she need to do to get like
the peace in her mind to move on? But get
out of that circle. I will tell you that I
don't wash my well, you guys taught me not to
wash my jeans all the time. That you also taught
me not to wash my hair all the time. So
I don't do that. So I'm just stinky now. I

(43:53):
do brush my teeth and tongue too much, and I
do put yodron on a lot. Yeah, and I have
a feel of being stinky. I don't want to stink.
I don't want to have bad breath. I don't want it.
I don't want it, so I try and take care
of that. But washing my clothes sometimes, I've washed some
of my favorite stuff to where it looks like it's

(44:15):
been washed too much and it kind of ruins it.
And I'm not I don't get everything right when I
wash it.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I know it's the worst when you ruin one of
your favorite articles of clothing.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
So I haven't we even talked about how Kesha must feel.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Kesha Ksha.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I mean TikTok was her hit ever ago, and that's
all I talk about, Like she had this in the
same spelling too, TikTok, because all this comes from TikTok.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
So I literally was like, how are we talking about
dirty clothes?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
TikTok? Every time I say TikTok, now I think a
Kesha's song. It started on TikTok when someone admitted to
wearing the same pajamas for multiple nights in a row.
I do that all the time. I don't watch my
pajamas but maybe once a week. And what am I
doing in my pajamas? I'm shedding. I know all this stuff,
but I still have like I have my my pool shorts,
which are my bed shorts, and I have my pajamas
and loose fitting, and I my pajama sleepers, my shirts.

(45:09):
I don't wash them all the time. So experts were consulted.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Wait, shouldn't you wash your pajamas like every every other
night at least? What are you doing once a week?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
It's rotate pajamas. Don't wear the same one every night.
You have a couple of cents anyway, So I need
to know, I don't know you got I was washing
my hair every day. Tell her, I's like, no, I know,
fall out. So my mom taught me to wash my hair,
wash your pits, wash your hair every day anyway.

Speaker 17 (45:40):
Right, So.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Here's what they say, wash every time you wear them.
Underwear okay, got it, Socks, tights, leggings, acted wear obvious stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, that's stuff great. Basically anything you sweat in.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know what bras. I don't know about when you're
supposed to wash it. Brawl my bras.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I washed like every few wears.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Every few wears. Okay, that's right, that's at least actually
say every few wears. Uh. They say wash your linens weekly,
linen's weekly, yea, once a month. Your coats, I don't
think I ever washed.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
My I've washed a coat in my life coat.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I've washed the coat like I'm gonna take my padagoni
and throw in the hamper in the washer.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
No, I'm scared of get ruined.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Done, just shake it off once a month.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Coats, jacket, shoes and jeans, gens, shoes, shoes, I've never washed.
I've cleaned like a scuff or mud a white to it.
So they say the rule of thumb. This is like,
how did you clean your things? Rule of thumb is
it's the same as it would be to eat something
past the expiration day. So if you're a closed tink,
wash them. Yeah, I kind of stink wash them.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I kind of just do the sniff test. But it's
the worst one. Michael comes up to me, He's like, hey,
does this smell smells?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I don't want to smell smell our own smell.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
But I hate that test, Like I don't want to
smell your shirt and save it smells.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I can't smell. Sometimes I feel like I can't smell
my own smell, So you don't.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I can't smell your own smell.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You can't smell your own smell.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
So you're calling here and you're telling us that you
went to a party and the host of the party
ordered three pizzas for twenty people and you're not having it.

Speaker 12 (47:14):
Yeah, it sounds a little bogus, but hear me out. So,
as you said, my friend and her husband were having
a housewarming party over the weekend at their new house,
and she invited all of her friends. There were about
twenty people there in total, i'd say, And it started
around six thirty and we were told they'd be ordering
pizza for everyone, so naturally I arrived Hungary thinking was

(47:36):
going to be a dinner party, as most people probably did.
When I arrived, and when the pizza arrived, I quickly
realized that they only ordered three pizzas for the entire party.
Like you said, that's twenty four slices total, meaning just
enough so everyone could have a single slice of pizza,
with about four people able to have two slices. My

(47:58):
mom's a math teacher, if you couldn't tell. On top
of that, I ended up taking the last piece of pizza,
and my friend who is hosting the party has not
stopped making comments about it. And while taking the last
slace she even said something to the nature of wow,
bold move taking the last slice, and since then she's

(48:19):
made multiple comments to me since and I really just
want to say, I wouldn't have had to take the
last slice if there was enough pizza for everyone.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
So, David, it's funny I got up this morning. Never
in a million years did I think i'd get this
call about this kind of division at a party about
a pizza. So I think on the scale of things,
it's probably you know something you should let go. And
also maybe this wasn't so much of a party after all.
Was It doesn't seem like it was a lot of fun, David, Right,

(48:51):
if you're still reeling about it afterwards, how closely do
you know this host?

Speaker 12 (48:56):
We're pretty good friends, and it's just weird to me
that she continues to bring it up and it really
hasn't been dropped yet. And I understand this, it's very silly,
but it's really annoying me.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Well, my solution is always to ask anybody wherever we are,
anybody host or not host, sitting with them or going
to meet them, what are you ordering so I can
add to it? Or what are you ordering so I
can give you sort of my opinion of what we
might want. Right, Like, I get involved in ordering. If
I'm coming to Siciny's, I will have asked what she's

(49:27):
serving and probably quantities the day before.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
And that's okay. But maybe this was just a bad
host situation. Like I've gone to parties where there was
just no food and like not really my favorite type
of food, and just it is what it is. Like,
I don't think you should hold a grude unless you
want to lose a friendship over it.

Speaker 12 (49:45):
No, I agree, and I understand, Like they just bought
a house, so maybe it's money tight.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Wait, what was your housewarming gift? Maybe you didn't give
a good gift.

Speaker 12 (49:53):
I gave a very nice candle.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Not everything. Yeah, well, now we put a button on
that one.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
But how many wicks?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
How many wicks? And was it scented? Well? David, thank
you for calling. I would let this one go and
good luck. All right, it's revenge on the housewarming gift.
A candle, fine, A candle's a good gift.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Can see when I know I'm going somewhere, You know
me when I am going somewhere, or even when you're
coming to my place, I tell you what you're gonna
have exactly when I'm going to yours, I ask you
what are we having?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
What are we having?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
And what time and when? And like we're watching a game,
like are you serving everything in the first quarter?

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Or what can I bring?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yes? I just bring anyway sometimes because I know I
might not like everything you have.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
It's so true.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I bring my own chips to place.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, Tanya just comes with their own salad places.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I bring those chips everywhere. Everywhere.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
This happened to my friend Becca.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
She had a party to her house and she had
like all these like pretzels and chips and stuff, and
then she just had like twenty more chicken nuggets, and
like the chicken nuggets went so fast, Like what's what.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
The twenty four chicken nugget?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
What the answer?

Speaker 6 (51:00):
She was just like I, I just didn't know. They're
just for people to nibble on.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
A lot of people don't think about the food.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
They refuse an invitation. I'm going forward. I you know,
I guess it is Friday. We're just in a little
bit looser headspace on Friday, and that's what creates some
real genuine fun of them after hopefully you heard some
of that, if you missed any of it. We did
let the wheels fall off a couple of times, and
I'm guessing Mark, that will be in the podcast later,

(51:25):
oh for sure. J Yeah, So if you want to
check that out wherever you get your podcasts. Now, we're
changing the gold Star segment to something different because we
gave this some thought and I realized that we are
in the main studio here, cisany Tanya, myself, Tobs, Mark,
and then there is the back room where the microphone

(51:46):
is not on all the time, right, because they're taking
calls answering the phone and we turn it on sometimes.
But they do talk to each other quite a bit
about stuff when the microphone is off. Yeah, So I'm
just curious what day we're talking about today? Like what
do we miss back there in the back room? Who's
going to take this one? Looks like Mikayla's at the mic.

Speaker 10 (52:08):
First of all, I feel like a kebler elf because
I've been complaining about the sun being in my eyes
this whole time.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
So my chair is on the ground.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Is that why you look so low through the window.
It's like looking at me literally looking at a mirror
over there. But uh, what do we miss back in
the back room.

Speaker 10 (52:26):
So Mariana has been pretty mad at Mark for you know, uh,
outing her this she was late.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Mark, you look at me like that, You're really really
fake this morning just calls me out, like Marianna was
late to like what I thought we were friends?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
So Mark, why did you have to call Madeana for
being late? Because it was part of the theme. So
she overslept.

Speaker 11 (52:50):
Mariana right in the traffic coming in from the riverside
I thought, we're just kind of snaked it this morning.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Funny enough, it never we never got to that on
the air. Really it was also it was mainly about sis,
and so I would have never known Madeana was late.

Speaker 10 (53:02):
And Mariana like crouched down and walked to the backs
and one can.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
See too, so she did a military crawl.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
Thanks got called out.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Wow we need a weekend. We need a weekend. Yes,
thank you everybody for a great week of shows. Have
a fantastic weekend. It's kiss.

Speaker 18 (53:22):
Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make
sure to subscribe and we'll talk to you again Monday.